In Deep Thought?

Ok, so, I was thinking the other day at school about my science project. The purpose (Duh, the question) is... Do seventh grade wind musicians have a greater lung capacity than those who aren't? Then I began thinking, what if the all blew at once, or one way! Would that start a twister? You know you've tried that before... maybe not in the same way, but everyone has twirled thier finger around in the bathtub. You know, to make a little twister. You can't deny it, everyone has done it! Anyway, then I got to thinking, what if all of North America jumped! Would it knock the Earth of it's axis? Or what if everyone in the WORLD went to Asia and jumped! Then would it knock the world off it's axis? No, but it would make some kind of a serve team! This is what all goes on in my mind in BAND! Lol! (You don't get it do you? I was thinking about my SCIENCE project in BAND! ok whatever)